you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
“abortion is a permanent decision”
so is…having baby…..
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omg this is so cool take a look
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.