Oh my god
willy wonka and I are one
still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth
AU: The first time Hermione Granger laid her eyes on Fleur Delacour, she felt something she’s never felt before.
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"