spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

boiledleather:

The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.

vrrhk:

me

procaine:

• soft hair 
• soft skin 
• general softness 
• boobs 
• i can share clothes with my girlfriend
• they look cute when they sleep
• they are good cuddlers
• and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together
• the way they kiss
• they always smell nice 
• i can play with her hair 
• makeup!!
• they write the best love letters
• they tend to be more understanding
• their eyes 
• they’re cute when they get mad 
• and even more beautiful when they cry
• yep
• dsjdslkajdlks 
• i just love girls 
• bye

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

darrenpillowscriss:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

stereolights:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post